A Christian Man Is A Man Who

I Don’t Know Whose Brilliant Idea That Was, But It Wasn’t Mine, That’s For Sure.

Life's Not All About Money.

If I Go Out With A Jacket And A Pair Of Trousers That My Wife Doesn't Like, You Can Bet Your Ass It Ain't In My Wardrobe The Following Day. I Say That It Gets Lost In The Sky.

My Idea Of What God Should Be Is A Good Guy. I Don't Think There's Any Good In Killing People In The Name Of Your God.

I Hyperventilate Opening A Box Of Chocolates. I'm The Most Nervous Guy In The World, A Frightened Little Man On Red Alert From When I Wake Until I Go To Sleep. I Was Born With Fear.