A Childhood Without Books – That Would

You Understand Teacher, Don't You, That When You Have A Mother Who's An Angel And A Father Who Is A Cannibal King, And When You Have Sailed On The Ocean All Your Whole Life, Then You Don't Know Just How To Behave In School With All The Apples And Ibexes.

I Don't Mind Dying, I'll Gladly Do That, But Not Right Now, I Need To Clean The House First.

Then She Yelled After The Girl, 'no, We Haven't Seen Any Bald 'uns All Days. But Yesterday Seventeen Of 'em Went By. Arm In Arm!

Well, Well, So You Aren't Going To Be A Maidservant This Time?" Said Pippi, Stroking His Back. "oh, That Was A Lie, That's True," She Continued. "but Still, If It's True, How Can It Be A Lie?" She Argued. "you Wait And See, It's Going To Turn Out He Was A Maidservant In Arabie After All, And If That's The Case, I Know Who's Making The Meatballs At Our House Hereafter!

Don't Let Them Get You Down. Be Cheeky. And Wild. And Wonderful.