A Career Is Wonderful, But You Can't

This Industry Should Behave Like A Mother Whose Child Has Just Run Out In Front Of A Car. But Instead Of Clasping The Child To Them, They Start Punishing The Child. Like You Don't Dare Get A Cold. How Dare You Get A Cold! I Mean, The Executives Can Get Colds And Stay Home Forever And Phone It In, But How Dare You, The Actor, Get A Cold Or A Virus. You Know, No One Feels Worse Than The One Who's Sick. I Sometimes Wish, Gee, I Wish They Had To Act A Comedy With A Temperature And A Virus Infection.

She Was A Girl Who Knew How To Be Happy Even When She Was Sad. And That’s Important—you Know

If I'd Observed All The Rules, I'd Never Have Got Anywhere.

I Want To Be An Artist, Not An Erotic Freak. I Don’t Want To Be Sold To The Public As A Celluloid Aphrodisiac.

If You Can Make A Girl Laugh, You Can Make Her Do Anything.