A Cantor, When He Starts Singing, It's

Remember, You Must Not Sleep At The Seder. If You Do, Elijah The Prophet Will Come With A Bag On His Shoulders. On The Two First Nights Of Passover, Elijah The Prophet Goes About Looking For Those Who Have Fallen Asleep At The Seder, And Takes Them Away In His Bag.

No Matter How Bad Things Get, You Got To Go On Living, Even If It Kills You.

A Bachelor Is A Man Who Comes To Work Each Morning From A Different Direction.

You Can Take A Jew Out Of A Shtetl, But You Cannot Take A Shtetl Out Of A Jew.

A Cantor, When He Starts Singing, It's Like Rain - Once It Starts, It's Hard To Stop.