A Broken Heart Is A Monument To

Bad Officials Are The Ones Elected By Good Citizens Who Do Not Vote.

In The Theatre, A Hero Is One Who Believes That All Women Are Ladies, A Villain One Who Believes That All Ladies Are Women.

A Ham Is Simply Any Actor Who Has Not Been Successful In Repressing His Natural Instincts.

The Sweetest Memory Is That Which Involves Something Which One Should Not Have Done; The Bitterest, That Which Involves Something Which One Should Not Have Done, And Which One Did Not Do.

The Test Of A Real Comedian Is Whether You Laugh At Him Before He Opens His Mouth.