A Bossy Woman Is Someone To Search

My Phone Is Trying To Kill Me. It Is A Battery-charged Rectangle Of Disappointment And Possibility. It Is A Technological Pacifier.

The Process Of Divorce Is About Loading That Blanket, Throwing It Up, Watching It All Spin, And Worrying What Stuff Will Break When It Lands.

It Takes Years As A Woman To Unlearn What You Have Been Taught To Be Sorry For.

The Minute Anyone Makes You Feel Weird And Non-included Or Not Supported, You Know, Either Beat It Or Tell Them To Beat It.

I've Always Dreamed Of Growing Up To Be Amy Poehler.