A Beginning Is The End Of Something,

Euphemisms Are For The Differently Brained.

The Day Apollo 11 Landed, I Knew Men Would Walk On Mars In My Lifetime. I'm No Longer Nearly So Sure. The Last Budget Put Forward In Canada Contained Not A Penny For Mars.

Information Can't Be Put In Any Container That Isn't Leaky.

Time Didn't Pass; It Tailgated.

Pain Shared Is Pain Lessened; Joy Shared Is Joy Increased. Thus Do We Refute Entropy.