A Babe Is Fed With Milk And

Why Are We Never Quite At Ease In The Presence Of A Schoolmaster? Because We Are Conscious That He Is Not Quite At His Ease In Ours. He Is Awkward, And Out Of Place In The Society Of His Equals. He Comes Like Gulliver From Among His Little People, And He Cannot Fit The Stature Of His Understanding To Yours.

A Laugh Is Worth A Hundred Groans In Any Market.

For Thy Sake, Tobacco, I Would Do Anything But Die.

I Always Arrive Late At The Office, But I Make Up For It By Leaving Early.

Every Commonplace Or Trite Observation Is Not A Truism.